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    shessosumptuous:

    So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

    (Source: charmslapped, via brontiide)

    vagisodium:

    vagisodium:

    i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

    this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0

    (via brontiide)

    i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal:

    shavingryansprivates:

    striderstesticle:

    shavingryansprivates:

    crying is manly as shit

    crying was originally seen as a masculine thing. if you were a roman centurion or something and you didn’t cry when one of your fellow soldiers died, you were seen as an insensitive pussy.

    told u

    image

    (Source: shavingryansprivates, via jollllly)

    girlatsunrise:

    I did not see that coming.

    (Source: which-is-the-color-of-your-smile, via jollllly)

    (Source: vlogbloopers, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

    mememaster:

    was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so

    (via jollllly)

    pizza:

    jeremymckinnonbuttblog:

    lets make a test

    who is easier to summon

    1. Pizza?

    2. Yahoo Staff?

    3. Vegans?

    4. Satan?

    lets wait and see the result

    ha ha ha i win

    (via jollllly)

    thisismyoneroomdisco:

    adventurerscelebrationgathering:

    Tell ‘em. 

    I dedicate this little number to all those who like to say Disney princesses are nothing but passive, submissive, and horrible role models. 

    Bless this post.

    (via jollllly)

    the-legend-of-evelynn: thelastpenguinstanding: DYLAN AND COLE ON THAT 70’s SHOW MY EXISTENCE WAS IRRELEVANT TILL I FOUND THIS OUT WHICH ONES WHICH 

    the-legend-of-evelynn:

    thelastpenguinstanding:

    DYLAN AND COLE ON THAT 70’s SHOW

    MY EXISTENCE WAS IRRELEVANT TILL I FOUND THIS OUT

    WHICH ONES WHICH 

    (Source: leylachu, via jollllly)

    pizzasavedmylife: The worst way to go

    pizzasavedmylife:

    The worst way to go

    (via jollllly)

    anglosexual:

    misandryinhaiku:

    “women are weaklings!”

    i’m strong enough to carry

    your corpse to the woods

    this haiku is my favorite haiku

    (via jollllly)

    iwilleatyourenglish:

    iwilleatyourenglish:

    once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

    i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

    (via jollllly)

    kawaii-santa-chan:

    kawaii-santa-chan:

    kawaii-santa-chan:

    there is no teacher in my history class rn and we are all just sitting here and being really quiet and whenever somebody opens the door, everyone turns around because we think its a sub but its not and then we just shush whoever walks in

    update: we’re taking attendance and sending it down so nobody suspects that we dont have a teacher

    UPDATE: THE PRINCIPLE WALKED IN AND DIDNT NOTICE ANYTHING

    (Source: stridazzle, via jollllly)

    madmanwithoutabluebox: I just need this omg

    madmanwithoutabluebox:

    I just need this omg

    (via jollllly)

    “I dislike Living in a world without Augustus Waters” - TFIOS

    (Source: loverwaters, via jollllly)